This moron the Browns will draft 1st overall instead of Joey Bosa b/c of SEC exceptionalism just fell out a 4th story window

(no link cause deadspin sux)

Despite 2+ years of evidence to the contrary, and precisely 0 good QBs since Auburn paid Cam newton ~$180 thousand dollars to play there; some moron team (the Browns) will take this overrated SEC bum over the phenomenal Joey Bosa. Time makes fools of us all, and there is no greater fool than the elf mascot charged with spending Cleveland's numerous high first round draft picks on bad attitudes. Shout to the mentally strong geniuses running the forgettable Titans for not making the same mistake and snagging a gamechanging pass rusher in Bosa who at the same time isn't an insufferable tryhard like JJWhatt


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