Look, we're all grown ups, let's level with each other: Of course the Ohio State Buckeyes would beat the Browns by a million, just name the time & place you bald loser Pettine. But let's think bigger: In a round robin tournament, how would the AFC South vs the B1G / NFC East verse the B12G shake out?
AFC South vs BIG hypothetical power rankings:
1 THE Ohio State Buckeyes - the defending national champs, more first round picks on the roster than the Jags and Titans combined, #damnitstrue
2 Sparty - the best football team in the state, I feel like this tough spartan defense will be able to contain Marcus Mariota better this time around. Blake Bortles went to Central Florida
3 the JAGS - an upstart outfit fresh off a statement win verse the overrated Indianapolis Colts; their talent can't be denied and they would probably beat scUM by a million
4 Iowa - It was a fake good season but credit where credit's due, we'll let this stillers knockoff have their time in the sun
5 Tennesee - at least in term's of this hypothetical, they're the only ten i see
6 Penn state - better off without bill o'brian, that irish p.o.s....
7 texans - see above. Gallons of digital ink have been spilled to tell you about how lame JJ watt is, you don't need help from me..
8 colts - fake good team but if i'm being honest U indiana probably chokes under the bright lgihts of lukoil stadium
9 hoosiers - this fiesty outfit showed they were more than just a basketball school this year, pushing some actual good teams in the B1g to the final play. that said they will probably be doormats last year
10 northwestern - smarter than u
11-whatever - the rest of the big 10 schools that don't employ jim harbaugh
last - scUM of course
What about NFC East vs b12g?
1-4 whatever the current standings are in the NFC east
last - all the b12g schools, is what they're even doing actually football?
Oklahoma in the playoffs is a f*$%ing joke..
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