1 fresh laundry - every time i complete the arduous task of "laundry", I act all surprised at how good it feels to have a fresh selection of clothes to wear. When will the clowns running Davey Dormont get it thru their thick skulls that laundry is good?
2 insurance - maybe it's because i used to toil under the watch of noted chicken parm slinger @nationwide, but there's nothing this mid-20's bad boy loves more than throwing caution to the wind and refusing to spend hard-earned dollars gambling against myself. What even is renter's insurance anyway?
3 The biological urge to settle down with a nice lady and father some children - this might be a good sign; Davey Jr Jr would be a disaster in the male role model department....
4 Golf - so boring, but apparently I need to practice it in order to get in good with higher ups at my faceless conglomerate employer? What gives...
5 Taking responsibility for one's mistakes - this seems difficult; probably going to pretend that nothing happened instead...
Concept To Be Continued.............
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