Before I get started there are just way too many sports in this world for me to possibly rank them all. Life is a rich tapestry, let's get started...
1. Golf - the people's champ, bet your neighbor the accountant couldn't drive the ball 400+ yds. Golf is almost so white that it's offensive to the senses for all but the whitest of white bread, and its best player ever was black. Props for inspiring Dave Chappelle to make the racial draft
2. Every event at the winter olympics - pretty simple, the only people who are good at winter sports are people from cold areas and only white people are cocky enough to decide to settle miserable decrepit tundra citys like Cleveland
3 Baseball - white in the sense that its' keepers are the same grade of people who produce golf are running the MLB. was once beloved by all but i think that people are starting to catch on to just how boring it is
4 MMA - boxing/wresting for white trash
Not ranked - wrestling; it's all fake, you know that, got to grow up some time..
5 Hockey - canada's version of white people loving baseball; same brand of resistance to change and holier-than-thou "unwritten rules", less stuck in stone age due to the bad boy commish of the 4 major sports, garry bettman
6 boxing - probably the most pure sport ever conceived, dying a slow death because it's probably not healthy for us
7 basketball - upset city, people forget about how much Indiana natives love the movie hoosiers. You probably think this is a black sport because you're a touch racist
8 NFL - cam newton is the best quarterback, tom brady's success was earned dishonestly, have you ever read #blacktwitter on an NFL sunday. roger goodell is a classic white man "fool" in a blacksploitation movie. The Browns have not and will not ever win a super bowl
The NCAA is a gross exploitation of our countries' most athletic youths
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