More women I would've married on the spot - distant past edition

I got a pretty lukewarm response to the last time I tried to do this; that said it was fun so buzz off. This time, women I'd marry on the spot had I been born in the distant past...


Mia Sara - Ferris Bueller's GF is a FDA certified babe & you'd be a fool not to lock that down even at the tender age of whatever age you are when you're a high school senior like Ferris. She just comes across like wife material for the entirety of the 103 minute pleasure that is this John Hughes' classic ;)

Olivia Newton John - I just learned about this one yesterday.. what a babe. Let's get physical indeed ;)

Anna Karina

As a Lawrencevillain, I am obligated to like old movies & shit. I haven't even seen this Jean Luc Godard classic; but I am already taken with his career favorite leading lady Anna Karina. Good thing it only costs ~$20 to see this movie in 2016... ;)

Betty Draper

Don Draper is an American treasure, but he wasn't right about everything. Betty Draper gets a bad rap for being disapproving of Don's philandering behavior/her role in the terrible Fox sitcom 'Last Man on Earth', but January Jones is legit wifey material, I don't care who you are ;)

Lizzy Caplan's character on 'Masters of Sex'

I have only seen part of the first episode of this series and I'm not entirely convinced that its not just an opportunistic grab for Mad Men viewers who are just here for the period pieces. That said if I'm going to cheat and use present day attractive women in period pieces as fictional wifey material I gotta take the girl who stole my heart with her star turn in the original 'Cloverfield' ;)

Sarah Palin

Aw shucks, what can I say, gotta love a strong female leader like Sarah P. I can see a bright future together from my house ;)


Stevie Nicks

'Now here you go again, you say, you want your freedom. Well who am I to keep you down?' Uh, just one of the greatest pop stars of all time? Stevie Nicks can take my freedom any day. Thunder doesn't only happen when its raining. But Stevie preaches the truth, 'women, they will come and they will go, when the rain washes u clean u'll know'. I would not be opposed to adopting a puppy together and naming it Rhiannon ;)

Penelope Cruz

Ya she made the original list of women I'd marry on the spot; that said she's 41 years old and I gotta think she was even more instant matrimony in her illustrious 20's ;)

Spike from the original Degrassi

Amanda Stepto has been quietly step-toeing around the Canadian airwaves for the past like 30 years! I love youtube tv show relationship videos where the only audio is some pop song despite video featuring several wordless scenes of people talking:

It's a shame that Emma Nelson, Paige Michalchuk, Ellie Nash, Manny Santos, and Mia Jones weren't on the original women I'd marry on the spot list ;)


Happy belated Martin Luther King Jr day ;)