I am under the impression that Taylor Swift music is mainstream enough that pretty much everyone could make a top 5 tay swift jams list, I don't care who u are. Let's go to the list:
Top 5 Taylor Swift songs
5. Back to December
It's about time T Swift apologized... 'we small talk, work and the weather; your guard is up and i know why-eee-i-eee-i.../ so this is me swallowing my pride standing in front of you sayin' 'i'm sorry for that night'.. and i go back to December all the time. It turns out freedom ain't nothin' but missin' you wishin' I'd realized what i had when u were mine, I'd go back to December, turn around and make it all right... I'd go back to December all the time'. This one's about her dating Taylor Lautner and I gotta think it must be weird to date someone w/ the same first name as u. As someone who was named Davey dormont from birth I imagine that its unlikely I will have to deal with this problem..
4. You Belong w/ Me
She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, she's cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers; dreamin' 'bout the day that u wake up and find, what u been lookin' for has been here the whole time!!😜 Tay won MTV 'best music video by a female' award for this song and I must say she deserved it. This song's a touch immature but yet still pretty solidly a jam. Why can't u see, u belong w/ me? :)
3. Style
I'm not so sure this song shouldn't be my no. 1; the Victoria's Secret slowed dahn performance is clearly pretty bad tho. Here's the good version for ur viewing pleasure:
TSwift is a local treasure.. keep ur wild eyes on the road!
2. I knew u were trouble when u walked in
What a jam. Tay Swift has arguably never been better at pop music than when she dropped 'when i'm lying on the cold hard ground'. Watch the youtube, it's absolutely superb American Top Forty. 'And the saddest fear, comes creepin' in, that you never loved me, or her, or anyone, or anything, yeahhhhhh'
1. Whee-ee are never ever ever, getting back together
I remember when we broke up, the first time..
This song is so good & relatable.. Tay Swift so bitter about her unrequited love affair w/ Donnie Darko; and I've always thought it was weird that the entire caring American public is allowed/encouraged to know exactly which celebrity ex Taylor Swift is singing about in her songs. I dunno what you did to piss off the psuedo-queen of country music, Jake Gyllenhaal, but it produced one of the best jam's of the 2010's.. so thanks I guess
Honorable mentions
TSwizzle has too many good songs to limit to a top 5; which fire flames jams didn't make the list?
Shake it Off - endlessly catchy; this song is disqualified from top 5 consideration for the spoken word breakdown in the climax of the song. Hey hey hey, just think while you've been getting down & out about the liars and the dirty dirty cheats of the world; you could've been getting down to this, sick, beat. My ex man brought his new gf; she's like omg but i'm just gonna shake it, to the fellow over there w/ the hella good hair won't u come on over baby we can shake, shake shake ;)
Mean - why you gotta be so mean? This song misses the cut for the part where Tay breaks character to immaturely ask 'why you gotta be so mean? and a liar, and pathetic, and alone in life and mean, and mean, and mean'. That's okay Taylor; someday you'll b living in a big ol' city and all I'm ever going to be is mean......
Love Story - I'll b the prince & u be the princess ;) this fire jam really put Taylor on the pop culture map; the Mr Darcy pride & prejudice vibes preclude this jam from making the top 5 tswizzle jams..
Mine - 'you made a rebel of a careless man's careful daughter' is one of my favorite TS turns of phrase. But you gotta break a few eggs to make a top 5... Dave, are you certain that this is not a top 5 Taylor Swift song? Fans suggest that 'Back to December' sucks..
Wildest Dreams - getting some Lana del Rey vibes, bad, on this one.. just don't think this one has the muster to make top 5 songs of a pop legend, ah ahhh huh
Enchanted - TSwift is nothing if not a hopeless romantic; this song puts u in the shoes of one of the countless men Swift has swept off their feet.. not so sure this jam doesn't belong in the top five ;) Please don't be in love w/ someone eltz. This song is flawless, don't u let it go!
Objectively bad Taylor Swift songs
Today was a fairytale - almost seems rude to hold the country music era of Taylor Swift against her, but this cutesy b/s has no place in the pantheon of TSwizz jams. 'Today was a fairytale' is for babies
Welcome to New York - hey I get it, New York is a cool place to live, but it's not cool to make a big deal about yourself moving there! I am willing to let this one slide b/c I would still marry T-swizz on the spot just to be 50% rich and living in a dope condo in TriBeCa..
Out of the woods - are we out of the woods yet are we out of the woods yet are we out of the woods? are we in the clear yet are we in the clear yet are we in the clear yet are we in the clear? Hey taylor? did you forget to write the rest of this one or..?
Red - loving him was 'Red'? tf does that mean?
Teardrops on my guitar - this one is ok; I'm just trolling ;)
Half of my Heart - Taylor barely has anything to do with this John mayer jam; total power move by that jag off to make Taylor come into the studio just to tell her you're not taken enough w/ her to actually commit to anything..
Bad Blood - this song has a million celeb cameos and at the same time is literally about nothing. What a waste of talent, can't believe Paramore's Hayley Williams got out of bed for this nonsense..
Jury's still out
Blank Space - lonely Starbucks lovers. lonely Starbucks lovers. lonely Starbucks lovers. 'cause darling I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream' is a first ballot HOF Taylor Swift lyric. Legit don't know what to do w/ this one..
Luv ya Black & Gold ;)
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